- The three of them looked at the contraption in the centre of the puddle jumper which was now glowing brightly.
CARTER: “What’d you do?” RODNEY: “I’m not entirely sure.” ZELENKA: “It could just be me, but wasn’t that planet green a few moments ago?” CARTER: “Mckay, what were you thinking just now?” RODNEY: “Oh nothing – just thinking back to that mission report where you found a time machine inside a puddle jumper and I thought, ‘wouldn’t it be cool if we…” BECKETT: “O’ no…” CARTER: “Flip it back! Flip it back!”
- *FLASH* The planet returns to a nice lush green.
BECKETT: “O’ thank god.”
- *FLASH*
RODNEY: “Uh oh…” CARTER: “Rodney!”
- *FLASH*
RODNEY: “Hey, cool.” ZELENKA: “Quit it!”
- *FLASH*
BECKETT: “Here ‘e go.”
- *FLASH* - Two huge Wraith ships start flying towards them.
CARTER: “Oh for the love of Pete… Give it here!” RODNEY: “You haven’t got the funky gene. BECKETT: “I’ll do’t.” RODNEY/ZELENKA: “NO!” CARTER: “Don’t think anything.” ZELENKA: “Do you think it would be wise idea to get out of here?” RODNEY: “Don’t ask me questions or I’ll start thinkin’.” ZELENKA: “I wasn’t, I was simply giving you instructions so that we don’t end up in any more life threatening predica –”
- *FLASH* - They all turn to see the sun swollen and about to explode…
CARTER/BECKETT/ZELENKA: (frantically yelling) “Turn it back!”
- *FLASH*
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JOHN: “Who would call at this hour?” RODNEY: “You know, it’s not this time all over the galaxy.” JOHN: “I knew that.”
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DANIEL: “Dr. Beckett I presume. I met you briefly in Antarctica.” BECKETT: “It was ‘n accident…”
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- Rodney secretly wondered why Thor sounded suspiciously like Dr. Jackson.
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JOHN: “There’s got to be a catch.” ELIZABETH: “What do you mean John?” JOHN: “Well, there’s never just a huge piece of highly advanced technology just waiting to be taken with no opposition.”
- Mckay looked at Sheppard and then motioned to the space around him. Weir smirked.
JOHN: “Okay, there’s usually a catch.”
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DANIEL: “Nice ship you’ve got here.” CARTER: “And is that a new holographic display system?” THOR: “Indeed.”
- Colour started to return to several faces.
DANIEL: “Is it new?” THOR: “It was finished two months ago.” FORD: “What’s it called?” THOR: “The Enterprise.”
- Another awkward silence takes hold of the crew. Daniel and Carter exchange looks.
JOHN: “It’s nice.”
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DANIEL: “You know, we’re about to exit hyperspace – you might want to think about holding on.” MCKAY: “Oh please, this ship has inertial dampeners. We shouldn’t feel a – ”
- Everyone except Daniel and Sam landed on the ground in a heap.
JOHN: “Ow.”
- The Atlantis team looked lividly at Mckay.
MCKAY: “Hmm… my mistake.”
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DANIEL: “You know, I’m a little uncomfortable with small areas.” ZELENKA: “Figures, an archaeologist with a fear of enclosed spaces.”
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- The lift starts to plummet faster.
MCKAY: “Oh. I presumed that would help.” CARTER: “Well you presumed with my life.”
MCKAY: “Carson!” BECKETT: “It’s a primativ’ defense mechanism’. I can’ help ‘t Rodney.”
- Lights go on.
FORD: “How come we’re floating?” MCKAY: “It’s one of the more immutable laws of Newtonian physics.” FORD: “And what happens when we reach the bottom?” MCKAY: “Bad things.”
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THOR: “Apologies, my digit lacked sufficient traction with the beam mechanism.” MCKAY: (off hand) “His finger slipped.”
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JOHN: “Did we just?” MCKAY: “Yes.” JOHN: “And is that ship…” MCKAY: “Yes.” JOHN: “So basically we’re…” MCKAY: “Yes.” FORD: “And I didn’t even get to name it.” MCKAY: (sharply) “Don’t even get me started on you.” JOHN: “Oh, and what would you have called it Gateship boy?” FORD: “Whoops.” BECKETT: “Somehow ‘ Whoops’ just doesn’t cut it.”
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JOHN: (innocently) “What’s wrong with Ford?” MCKAY: “Many things…”
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MCKAY: “Can’t hurt to try.” BECKETT: “That’s what they all say.”
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FORD: “I’m serious dude, you gotta stop eating chocolate.” MCKAY: “Eat well, keep fit, die anyway…”
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ANCIENT TRANSPORTING DEVICE
stolen from Noxiard Laboratires East Western Arm 873754 if found please return. WARNING: This device is only good for 10 000 years or 2 600 000 beams, after which period no responsibility will be taken for injury, accidental location confusion or mind swapping.
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ALIEN CIRCUIT : “We advise that the door you are touching is currently locked.” MCKAY: “Thank you, I noticed – wait, did that door just talk to me???” FORD: “Don’t worry, everything seems to talk to you – watch.”
- He touches the consol.
ALL: “FOR THE LOVE OF P-”
ALIEN CONSOL: “Please step away from the consol.” ALL: (collective sigh) ZELENKA: (under his breath) “It’s smart too…”
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MCKAY: “Yes, well, the laws of physics aren’t multiple choice…”
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MCKAY: “Okay, we get it. You are the cool ancient control system – that’s wonderful. Nice to meet you, my name’s Rodney.” ALIEN SYSTEM: “Of this I am aware.”
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JOHN: (to Carter) “What’s an Urgo?” CARTER: “A defective ego.”
LOL rabbits and eggs make sense when you realise it's a fertility festival!!!
The fact that we made them chocolate is just EPIC.
and hey... at least you're in the right hemisphere. australia really needs to switch christmas and easter around the other way for it to make sense with the moon cycles. holiday fail.