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17 October 2006 @ 04:19 pm
only kwayera will fully understand this...


"I names an ugly turtle after her the slurry bithc"

for those of you who are like, "wtf dude?" we found this turtle up the farm and named it 'claire' after this total slut girl who is dating kwayera's one true love. No turtles were harmed in the making of this post. and yes, kwayera was very drunk when she sent the text message quoted at the top. very drunk.

kwayerakwayera on October 17th, 2006 08:52 am (UTC)
*death of laughter*

*adds to memories*
kwayerakwayera on October 21st, 2006 09:35 am (UTC)
omg you misquoted me! it was

"Grr I names an ugly turtle we foudn today aftwr herr the slurry bitchj"
ellymelly: youwantme!ellymelly on October 21st, 2006 10:22 am (UTC)
man you were totally written off. i wasn't even drunk enough to quote you properly lmao!