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29 April 2009 @ 10:27 pm

#1 If something bites/stings/claws/stabs or otherwise maims you and you're still alive in 15 minutes, you're going to be fine.
#2 Do not approach large bodies of water - no matter how tempting.
#3 Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean it won't eat you.
#4 It's all true.
#5 Carry a large stick.
#6 Don't bother running.
#7 The North East Coast is NOT a holiday destination - it is Survival of the Fittest in action.
#8 Aeroguard won't protect you from mosquitos the size of airliners.
#9 Your house is not a safe zone.

norgconorgco on April 30th, 2009 09:07 am (UTC)
Re: It's not that bad
How does the quote go:

"If you consider the wild life, it's not surprising Australia is lightly populated. What is surprising is that it is populated at all."
ellymellyellymelly on April 30th, 2009 09:23 am (UTC)
Re: It's not that bad
where's that from? i'm sure i saw that heading a chapter in Tim Lowe's 'The New Nature'. :D
norgconorgco on April 30th, 2009 09:30 am (UTC)
Re: It's not that bad
Not sure where it's from, just a quote someone I know uses.