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20 August 2008 @ 02:07 pm

Everything in this is true – or at least, possible. If it is not true or possible then it is believed to be so by the hundreds of thousands of tourists that dare to take on the island known as Australia. It is advised that this is not a survival guide. One of those can be picked up at your nearest bookstore before you leave. Instead, this is a cautionary tale.

Chapter One: Promises, Promises

Thank you to the people who have been adding horror/fear stories in this post. I'll try to include as many cliche situations as seems reasonable. You can keep adding things you'd like to see in this post, and I'll see what I can do about slotting them in. The more improbable the better. Feedback as always, is LOVE.