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I know I've been a bit out of it but that's the case on all my social media accounts at the moment. We're still seriously struggling with finances but instead of boring you all, I made something warm and fluffy. Please enjoy a Spiros x Louisa shipvid from The Durrells (which I highly recommend if you're looking for a warm comdey show with somet beautiful scenery). I wish I still had the patience to make icons because I'd totally make them for these two adorable kittens.

Currently seated: FAAAAARM
Feeling...: cheerfulcheerful
Background Noise: IN TIME - The Black Keys


There is more to Ser Jorah Mormont than a sell sword living at the edge of the world. His is the story of fire and ice. An Azor Ahai prophecy. (MA15+) - Violence, Language, Sexual Content and Adult Themes.

Littlefinger is sent to Eastwatch to negotiate with the barbaric army. Horn Hill prepares for war against Highgarden. Sam waits for his family to be slaughtered.


Feeling...: geekygeeky
28 February 2018 @ 01:50 pm
Title: Fluent in Tucker
By: ellymelly
Rated: MA15+ (strong language)
Fandom: The Thick of It / In the Loop
Characters/Pairings: Malcolm Tucker/Sam Cassidy
Summary: This started out as mostly harmless fluff and has nose-dived into a murder mystery based at DoSAC.
Feeling...: amusedamused
25 February 2018 @ 03:46 pm


There is more to Ser Jorah Mormont than a sell sword living at the edge of the world. His is the story of fire and ice. An Azor Ahai prophecy. (MA15+) - Violence, Language, Sexual Content and Adult Themes.

Jon and Jorah meet in the ruins of King's Landing. Theon and Asha sail into Bear Island with their Eastern army.


Feeling...: surprisedsurprised


There is more to Ser Jorah Mormont than a sell sword living at the edge of the world. His is the story of fire and ice. An Azor Ahai prophecy. (MA15+) - Violence, Language, Sexual Content and Adult Themes.

After the fall of King's Landing, the city is left a burning ruin. Fresh battles emerge and something stirs in the North.


Feeling...: accomplishedaccomplished
30 January 2018 @ 12:36 am
I take back all the good things I said about Star Trek Discovery. It turned out to be boringly predictiable PC rubbish. What a waste of a great character. 'make the empire great glorious again' - really...
Feeling...: angryangry
28 January 2018 @ 12:17 pm
Wow so that old map from 1881 that grandfather had (which we framed and hung on the wall) wasn't kept because it showed our family name all over the area. He kept it because it's a gold prospecting map. That's right kids, we live on a GOLD FIELD and no one seems to know about it.
Feeling...: crazycrazy
26 January 2018 @ 10:38 pm
Poor Chung. I've been enjoying the tennis with all the new bunnies coming up but I think the court at the Australian Open is either to sticky or too hard because the injuries and accients on it are very unusual - and don't get me started on the line calls. It's all been a bit odd. Anyway, Chung's foot wasn't going to let him go a five-setter and so we're at a bit of an unsatisfactory final. :( Hopefully the young ones will pick up a little bit in the next few tournaments. We're definitely at a changing of the guard. I think this is Fed Ex's last season and maybe Nadal. With the Laver Cup founded they certainly hinted that there was a max of three years left in it for both of them. We'll see.
Feeling...: tiredtired
25 January 2018 @ 10:29 pm
I'm really starting to think that this entire season of the X FILES is happening entirely in Scully's head while she's laying on the floor. Honestly, I'm struggling to find an explanation as to how a show runner can come up with such uneven - basically parody work and produce it as a headline show. Some of it is funny. Most of it is terrible. Today was particularly bad. You'd struggle to call any of this canon.
Feeling...: nauseatednauseated
24 January 2018 @ 10:42 pm
Got to admit, loved the last couple of episodes in the Mirror Verse. I totally called the slightly dicey relationship (won't spoil) but not for one moment did I think they'd actually go there. Half way through season 1 I was disappointed - especially witht he groundhog day ep. I think that was probably the worst of the entire season but they really pulled themselves together when they twisted the Klingon plot into something actually worthwhile and then doubled down on that with a genuiniely interesting plot in the mirror verse that played off existing plots from the very beginning of the season. A++ for making a few worthy villains. You have to have something halfway decent to root for.

So, despite being a Stargater rather than a Trekker, I'm going to stick around for the rest of the season and see where this goes. It is defnitely nice to have a bit of space-time fun to go in with Lucifer (the other fun). Other than that I'm pretty much only watching Vera and Stranger Things  - oh and tennis. FEDAL is literally the only ship I invest in at the moment.

Feeling...: amusedamused
24 January 2018 @ 02:44 pm
What the heck, we're getting earthquakes. I literally ran outside. This is the east coast of Australia. We don't do earthquakes. At all. Like ever. There's been one in living memory and now all of a sudden 40 in three days... If you live in Japan, Canada or New Zealand you might want to watch out. The Pacific Plate is having a moment.

06 April 2017 @ 12:28 am
Even if I'm the only voice in the dark, I'll still be here. Lj is still my home. I've made a right nest of this place.
Feeling...: lonelylonely
07 December 2016 @ 05:01 pm
Currently it is a MILLION degrees and so humid. Before you all go, 'global warming!' it's perfectly normal at this time of the year. I'm only bitching because I want to go for a walk but I can't because although it's sunny now at any moment a huge-ass lightning storm will roll in and kill everyone.



It'll take at least a week for it to settle down enough into beach weather. On top of that, no beach for me because I am now booked for meetings all the way through until Sunday. *more twitching* *more glaring*

It's okay - I know it's retail and I know it's Christmas but URGH! I JUST WANTS TO GYM AND WATCH GRAND TOUR.
Currently seated: office
Feeling...: hothot
Background Noise: traffic ambience
29 November 2016 @ 03:15 pm
Made another cartoon with my little tablet.
Currently seated: home
Feeling...: chipperchipper
Background Noise: traffic


We have them. I quite like the post card themed opening that they’re going with for each location - especially the curious giraffe at the beginning which attacks the go-pro with love.

Although this is the second episode in the season, it was the first to be filmed in their new tent. The boys picked South Africa because it is one of their favourite places to perform their lives shows and you can see why. Everyone is in good humour but you still have to work to make them laugh - which is how it should be. You don’t want to end up like an American sitcom where they essential hold up, ‘laugh here’ signs.

It’s fair to say there are three types of episodes that these guys do.

1. Car shows. The Holy Trinity is a perfect example of them getting down and dirty with the rubber and screech of wheels on tarmac.

2. Very British comedy skits. This is one of those episodes where they employ satire and a bit of silliness that may or may not have anything to do with cars.

3.The producers / Andy try to kill them in some kind of extended challenge - like a Christmas special.


These guys don’t take themselves nearly as seriously and are on form as we launch into some evolutionary fun at Clarkson’s expense. Priceless would have to be the inclusion of local jokes - although they need to be explained to us they are dead funny. Arithmetic. It only got more better as the episode wore on. This is a genuine return to Top Gear of old where it was okay to draw a bit of comic inspiration from real people without fear of being attacked by several whiny newspapers. They also went there with a ‘well known South African’ joke which worked well. Honest, snappy humour is what Brits do best.

The whole wildlife and car jacking all felt like the old #news section which was a welcome relief. The more I watch it, the more I love it. Actually, not sure how many of you remember when they let Clarkson go on the internet… It’s like that. He’s been on the internet…


Careful when letting Clarkson review your car. Especially if your car is barely big enough to fit a twelve foot ape inside.

Clarkson has genuine trouble squishing his substantial frame into this (otherwise beautiful - if not useless) car. I’m sure he was going for something more graceful but the results are great. He quite simply needs to be sewn into the car before the cameras start rolling. And this is where we get back to the reason we love these guys reviewing cars. It doesn’t matter how expensive the car or the length of pedigree it drags behind it, they are not afraid to show a vehicle’s flaws. Especially one like this where it only sort of works some of the time (and you’ll need a traveling troop of mechanics with you to keep it going).

Definitely enjoyed this review more than last week’s. There was something honest about it. We’re also settling into their test track. The unkempt look of it against these priceless machines is really spectacular.

BTW make sure you keep an eye on the x-ray feature on Amazon Prime - it’s just as snarky as the presenters and gives quite cruel commentary mixed in with some genuinely interesting facts.


The bickering is on form this week and they were slipping in some unscripted jibes at each other which come off the best of all of it. I’m not sure anyone’s sold on The American doing the test laps but if we’re fair, the Stig was never immensely interesting - which is why he never said anything. I’d prefer to have Ben Collins do the laps as himself but in perfect silence - although I suspect that the BBC won’t let them have the man who is pretty much the living embodiment of their pet. Still, this bit serves its purpose for creating a lap board and it doesn’t take that long. Besides, maybe we’ll grow to love him as the series rolls on.

…I wonder if the legal paperwork would implode if they brought TopGear dog on set… I’m pretty sure you can’t bar someone’s pet from production. Love to see them try even if it served the square root of jack shit.


Which was more like 'The News’ this time and it was honestly quite good. There was a nice reference to elephants which we’re meant to connect to Jeremy ’s 'appearance’ in the last episode of Top Gear as a literal elephant.

Jezza’s got his glasses back on which means business. He’s always better when he’s off-the-cufing facts.

This whole section is my second favourite. I used to love to sit around listening to them rubbish on about stuff they’ve found and this is exactly what they’re doing. Anyone brave enough in the audience to participate is mocked for entertainment purposes, as is only fitting.


A lot of us in fandom have been wishing that Andy would start to play more of a role in this production and, with the absence of 'The Producers’ as antagonists, Andy has become, 'the boss’ who is obviously going to subject them to various tortures throughout the season.

Which is brilliant. It’s everything I want. Andy has a great, dry sense of humour and the idea of him as an malevolent overlord makes me grin.

Some fans have suggested that Andy run either a snapchat, twitter or outtakes behind the scenes and by gods I wish he would. It would be so epic to see the thing from his perspective.


Now we begin with a gratuitous extended gag based on Edge of Tomorrow - or Groundhog Day if you’re a bit more weathered.

Scene begins with another of Clarkson’s dubious double entendre and straight into the boys orientating themselves on a special forces base which has been modified slightly for them to have a crack at being action movie stars.

The opening few minutes are actually my favourite of the section where Jezza picks up an automatic weapon, fires it at a Merc and genuinely shoots himself in the arm. It really hurt. It’s not makeup and leads to a great summary and perfectly #concerned May face as he contemplates leaping from a helicopter. Also. May’s hair. It’s #OnFleek !

They head off to get changed and end up looking like the most awful SAS operatives ever confirming that if the fate of the world comes down to these guys we’re all absolutely frakked.

And then it begins in a helicopter - which is for real. Clarkson is honest to gods about to jump out of a helicopter and you can tell that he’s shit scared. By the time he’s pushed out onto a rope his usual TV reserve has cracked and he’s properly panicking. Fear makes for great TV - something that their sadistic boss is well aware of.

“Whoa! Stop! Jesus Christ. Oh shit!” This, from Clarkson, is just him panicking.

Let’s face it, there’s nothing graceful about his descent - possibly the worst ever performed. Neither May not Hammond are prepared to engage in this kind of dangerous activity so the helicopter lands on their next attempt - which goes well right until Clarkson and May have to don their glasses and read the instructions on it.

May - kicks down a door… Gently.

Clarkson has no clue how to handle a weapon. Who gave this man live ammunition… May tries but half the time he’s sights are closed and he has to pause mid-battle to amend this. This all leads to an opportunity for Hammond and May to have a go at killing Clarkson. Something I think they’ve been fantasizing about for a very long time. May wastes no time emptying a magazine over his head. The recoil on that thing is enormous. Hammond is more successful with his shovel attempt.

It’s kind of like a video game where they keep resetting. Giffers… be warned… You’re going to be doing nothing but transform this into tiny moving pixels.

Also, James runs on camera - several times.

What this segment was missing is a purpose. With all their previous challenges there is some logic in their madness - even if it is straw-clasping. Without purpose there is no jeopardy. If, for example, it was them actually having to make it through the endurance or pick a car that actually got them through the challenge without being killed, it would have lifted it just that bit higher. Hell I’d have loved to see them try and complete this challenge in a supercar with NO SPACE.


This was cute. Loved that they invited the guy onto the show - it’s sort of a reward for car nuts that if they do something cool they might get to share it with the world. I hope they keep digging up random shit like this because it adds substance and credence to its status as a car show.


AKA my favourite section. This better stick around because I love the concept of making one of them do something that they really don’t want to do. The tension leads to hilarity. This time around, its 'spinning’ which, aside from being generally excellently filmed and entertaining, I love the return of grumpy May who really dislikes being half-trashed in the middle of tyre smoke while his driver leaps out of the car and leaves him helpless in an out of control car that is clearly about to catch fire and kill him. I’m certain he wreaked of that stale rubber scent for weeks. It was quite literally an immersion. If they can find something like this in every country I’m so down for it.

“Get back in the car you f**king idiot!”


This segment needed to be about the function of the cars to help them complete these tasks. It’s a real shame they didn’t go down that route but there are some great scenes for vidders and cappers and it quickly picks up when Hammond and James refuse to behave themselves, killing each other off when they get annoyed with petty grievances. Their solution to dealing with a pair of terrorists is to kill everyone (which is unorthodox but allows them to survive) and then they all bundle into their getaway car. James, who can no longer be trusted with his side arm after he knocks off both Hammond and the Queen in quick succession, is disarmed by Jeremy.

'Everybody’s dead back there…“

Now we’re back into a bit of car reviewing under the pressure of live fire - which was great. Think James might have been a bit generous with Jeremy’s height so he probably lost a bet somewhere along the way because as we all know, compliments don’t come free. We’re back on track here where they explain that the reason they’re using the Audi because it often appears in action films as the car of choice.

Then we get both Hammond and May dangling out the windows of their car firing live rounds into petrol stations to the chorus of massive explosions. Nothing to see here… Everything to love. #worthit #i'mdead #can'tdeal #noneofthisisfair


- Two in a row, I think it’s safe to say this is their official closing words.

Currently seated: hooome
Feeling...: intimidatedintimidated
Background Noise: my washing machine
23 November 2016 @ 12:21 am
tardis_mafia these ones were for you :)
Currently seated: farrrrm
Feeling...: artisticartistic
Background Noise: cows
22 November 2016 @ 01:04 am
Stolen from tardis_mafia who had this up as an Autumn meme. Updated it to Summer!

🍂- Best part of Summer? Beach. Also the air just has this 'Christmas' smell about it when the wildflowers come out that means 'holiday'.

🎃- Favorite way to celebrate Christmas? Parties with friends with festive food and card games.

🍁- Top 3 signs Summer is starting? The Summer storms start rolling in - they linger, not quite breaking for a few weeks and then suddenly all hell breaks loose. Daylight-gods-damn-saving. Hate that shit so much. Doctor Who Christmas Special and the Top Gear [ Grand Tour ] Christmas Special.

👺- Ultimate Christmas costume? Reindeer ears.

👻- Best Christmas story/movie? Die Hard.

☕️- Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate? Wait. What?! You want me to choose? Hot Apple Cider.

🕸- Scariest Christmas memory? All the rest of them.

🌙- Where would you want to spend Christmas? At home with my parents on the farm.

🍎- Favorite Christmas food? Panatoni.

🌽- Ever been in carol group? I couldn't sing to save my life.

🏈- Favorite football team? Soccer no but I am culturaly bound to follow Carlton and Rabbitos.

📚- In school/college? Real world, alas.

👢- Favorite Summer accessory? Crazy, oversized hats!

🦃- Best food on Christmas? The full Christmas haul which starts with: prawns, lobster, oysters moving onto roast pork, chicken, duck, turkey and honey baked ham with all the trappings then Christmas triffle to finish.

🍏- Post a picture that perfectly describes Summer to you!

Currently seated: Farm
Feeling...: sleepysleepy
Background Noise: The Grand Tour
21 November 2016 @ 12:14 am
So I've been having an absolute ball making gifs of this gorgeous man.
No really. I think that's all I'm going to do for the next week.
Currently seated: oggling james may
Feeling...: giddygiddy
Background Noise: i can see clearly now the rain has gone
18 November 2016 @ 04:44 pm
I'm not crying - you're crying!!!

Just as I was getting ready to hoist my pirate flag Amazon Prime did something beautiful - they released their streaming service to THE WORLD. So, for the first time ever I found myself parting with money to watch a wonderful show live with the rest of the world. Amazing. I mean, it doesn't sound like rocket science but if you don't live in UK or US you have NO IDEA how long the rest of us have been waiting for this opportunity. TBH I have no idea how much I paid for it. I just kept clicking 'TAKE MY MONEY' 'TAKE MY MONEY' until a play button appeared.

Thank frak.

I mean sure, we all still need clips for the inevitable fanart but it's a second choice - we got to pay and support a show we love.

Before I start let me also mention this. Music in shows like this is a huge deal. There used to be entire forums dedicated to working out what tracks were being played etc and then a whole separate community for finding them. Amazon has an x-ray feature that allows you to see track listings for all songs used in the episode - skip straight to that scene - buy the track from the Amazon store in fucking MP3 format. Like GOD YES.


The opening was the highlight and it had to be. Clarkson is seen leaving some unknown location (definitely the BBC) with scattered radio coverage of his 'sacking'. It's pouring with rain as he heads toward an airport. When he gets there, the sun is out - a Mustang (of all the cars) is waiting. He takes it out for a drive and is joined by his mates Hammond and May with grins that melt every viewer's heart. Added to this the score 'I can see clearly now' being played live - it's just everything we've been waiting for.

This extends out into a desert where they pretty much drive through the set of Mad Max to be greated by the tent and what is basically a huge rave in the desert.

Their intros are just - well I'm sure they sat down and worked out how to annoy the BBC best and came up with this. Also, Hammond is short. The nifty little air drone filming the whole thing is immediately shot (because this is America and they shoot stuff) and we proceed inside to their new tent.

It's going to take a bit of getting used to and if we're perfectly honest, Americans do not make the best live audiences. Sorry guys, you're just not quite as insane as the rest of us. You try but...

Anyway - we're off...


Those of you that watched Top Gear are well aware of the heavily anticipated race between the three supercars Mclaren, Porsche and La Ferrari which couldn't be done on Top Gear for 'legal reasons'. Whatever those 'legal reasons' were - Amazon ignored them and we got a stunning sequence of these cars legging it around a track in Spain (nearly killing them at times). Seriously, I don't think I've seen Clarkson or May that terrified behind the wheel of a car in a long time.

The purpose of this segment is pretty clear. It confirms that this is absolutely a continuation of the previous show with different overlords and more $$$.

It goes on for a while and it's gorgeous. This is fan service for the car nerds who want their shiny things. Next week we'll be falling in the mud and catching fire.


Which, instead of any actual news, was just an excuse to irritate May about his speeding ticket for the slowest traffic offense on record. Also, he and Jeremy are wearing matching shoes which I'm sure they'll kill themselves over later. Wait, they might have mentioned that on twitter earlier.


No seriously. Cars are going to be lost in the making of this show. There are deer on the tarmac. Unexploded WWII items. No area to crash gracefully. An electrical station on the corner of death.


The unimpressed racing driver who I'm absolutely certain will never like a single car ever and will hit many deer.


Or... 'celebrity murder'. I'm going to place bets right now that there will be NO celebrity interviews at any point during this show. They'll just find every more creative ways to kill them off within five seconds which couldn't be a bigger two-fingers to Top Gear if it tried. Also wonderful was their discussion on whether or not to put said celebrities in cars and let them drive around their track...

You know how everyone was really worried that without the BBC to buck agains they wouldn't have their rebellious humour? Suckers. They're still bucking against the BBC. They're like kids in a fantastic boarding school chucking eggs at their dreadful parents' car.


One part I loved was the open warfare with the American audience over airforce superiority. Grand Tour doesn't just tip-toe around fragile PC sentiments - it deliberately tramples them into the earth then re-lives them a few times through creative editing and I highly approve. It's called comedy and by show they're going to educate the world in it whether people are ready or not. They also managed to slip the word, 'Communist' at least 12 times (almost certainly because they were told not to say it).


Now we know why it ended up as a pile of rubble. Never shake on things you don't mean.

I only have one question: WHERE IS THE GOAT? We're calling him, 'GIN'.
Currently seated: Australiiiiiiiiiia
Feeling...: ecstaticecstatic
Background Noise: I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW
17 November 2016 @ 12:30 am
In honour of the imminent return of priority fandom #1 - I did a thing!

gt comic 01 Final LARGE

Actually, doing said thing was really difficult. I've had this tablet for a while which you connect to your computer and draw straight into photoshop but the first time I used it I found it really crazy hard so I abandoned it for a while. Coming back now I can definitely see the advantages of drawing onto the screen. There's a lot more control over layout and style (although ink will always be my first love).

Anyway, these are my babies and they are back in 2 days! I am hosting a party in their honour with themed cupcakes and tea. I'm sure that makes me odd but I do not care.
Currently seated: bed
Feeling...: artisticartistic
Background Noise: eerie silence