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28 February 2008 @ 09:31 am
 
compuslary as i posted a reply to this at gwenhwyfar1984

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, [even if we don't speak often] please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE-UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised [or mortified] about what people don't actually remember about you.
 
 
 
sidhe1sidhe1 on February 27th, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC)
Oh, I remember the time we met up for lunch at that cool little cafe downtown. Then we went walking all around Sydney. It was a beautiful, hot, sunny day and there were sail boats all over the harbor. Then I insisted we go into Lush since I am an addict and go to all the stores I can find. And you promptly bumped into the stack of bath bombs and knocked them over, but the staff was really nice and said people knock shit over all the time.
ellymelly: don't look at meellymelly on February 28th, 2008 06:39 am (UTC)
Is this before or after you sent me broke shopping in the QVB?
sidhe1sidhe1 on March 1st, 2008 05:57 pm (UTC)
After. I was trying to make up for that, remember? =P
scratch_ar: radioactivescratch_ar on February 28th, 2008 01:09 am (UTC)
I was just recalling that time were we stranded in deep, uncharatered space and almost had to eat each other alive before help arrived...I TOLD you we were going the wrong way but no, no...you just HAD to see the shiny little nebula.
ellymelly: hmmellymelly on February 28th, 2008 06:40 am (UTC)
But it was pretty - and shiny!

And if I remember correctly it was YOU who said, 'that star looks a bit like an eye, this *must* be the right way'.
scratch_ar: piratescratch_ar on February 28th, 2008 11:27 am (UTC)
Oh please, I was off my face on Caprican greens! I spoke to the toilet for an hour and made a paper mache goat! I was in no fit state to handle navigation. If YOU hadn't have spent the whole day tinkering with a sub-atomic laser-ma-what's-it (that I recall didn't even work!) we would never have strayed so close to that black hole and lost the port-side docking bay to somewhere south of Andromeda.

I have to admit, though. It WAS shiny and you took good pictures...
ellymelly: plot miceellymelly on February 28th, 2008 11:46 am (UTC)
As i told you the first time, the black hole was used for a SLING SHOT manouver. The port-side docking bay has always been dodgy and it's not like we need it anyway. The only useful thing on it was that brewery of yours...

PS> THE SUB ATOMIC PARTICLE ACCELERATOR IS NOT BROKEN BECAUSE IT NEVER WORKED! HOW MANY FRAKKING TIMES!

PPS> the paper mache goat is eating our oxygen garden again. please either attend to it - or eat it.
scratch_ar: radioactivescratch_ar on February 28th, 2008 11:54 am (UTC)
Oh, oh 'sling shot', eh!? What about 'hurtling-uncontrollably-through-time-and-space' manouver? What about 'almost-became-my-own-grandparent' manouver? And that brewery was the ONLY reason we got off that bloody moon in the Beta quadrant and you know it. Those scary little sucky things were going straight for your brain (nameless entities only know why) and you wouldn't even be around to complain about it without my sub-atomic fermenter-renter.

And you know? If it never worked, it was just broken from the beginning. Just sayin'.

*runs off to save the genetically enhanced beetroots* damn it! No Wesley! Bad paper mache goat! You want the hose again!? *disappears behind a bulkhead*
ellymelly: facepalmellymelly on February 28th, 2008 12:07 pm (UTC)
I believe the 'hurtling-uncontrollably-through-time-and-space' manouver' is better known as the HeinrichTumble and was done in a fashionably trendy blue spaceship. Your impersonation of Fry was entirely your own fault for purposly refusing to answer the Spinx's question on that Amazonian planet in orbit around the black hole - whom I told you not to speak to. *GLARE*

btw I thought you were going to clone Wesley...
scratch_ar: best hair - tighscratch_ar on February 28th, 2008 12:18 pm (UTC)
*blushes* I really don't think we need to bring that planet up again, do you? I have a lot of...uncomfortable...memories about that place and those...well, would you call them "people"? I mean 'human breast eaters' isn't what I'd call flattering. Oh, and SO not a real Sphinx. I can spot a Gou'ald in cat's clothing a MILE away.

And yeah, I did. Wesley Mach II met an unfortunate end in the laundry a few days ago. It took FOREVER to get the last of him out of the cracks in the tile grout. I was thinking of implanting an artificial brain in Wesley, tho. The 'Inter-Galactic Space-a-thon' starts a month on Wednesday; paper mache goats that can put Einstein to shame would be a real hit, I reckon.
ellymelly: plot miceellymelly on February 28th, 2008 12:29 pm (UTC)
you've ah - got a feather in your hair... *points to bright red Amazonian feather*

I KNEW there was something sus about the glowing eyes.

Aw... I didn't even get to pat Mach II. Did you forget to set the washing machine to 'gentle wool wash' again?
scratch_ar: lovemescratch_ar on February 28th, 2008 12:40 pm (UTC)
LOL! Dude, that was seriously fun. SO got to have more entries like that X]

Btw, gonna blatantly pimp here. Late-ish fanfic - AR from Zarek POV. Thought you might be interested XD
Cara: bsg: laura razorcaramelapples11 on February 28th, 2008 06:08 am (UTC)
Oh remember the time where we were feeling particularly sneaky? We snuck onboard the Galactica and then made our way (somehow) to the Admiral's cabin where we just had to decide and sneak in without knocking. With Madam Prez pressed against the bulkhead by the Admiral, can't say they saw us. :D They were too busy weren't they? And instead of leaving, we decided to stay and watch the whole thing. Yeah, happy times.
ellymelly: yesellymelly on February 28th, 2008 06:45 am (UTC)
Then we auctioned off the MP3 sound recordings on the black market for a small fortune which we used to purcase the ship we promptly lost in space with scratch_ar...
Cara: bsg: lauracaramelapples11 on February 28th, 2008 06:51 am (UTC)
Yeah, when the Fleet is on the run, porn is scarce. And what is better than Mom and Dad themselves doing teh SECKS? Not that Mom and Dad know that half the Fleet is masturbating enjoying the brand new song with the unmistakable vocals of the Prez and Admiral.
ellymelly: wrongellymelly on February 28th, 2008 06:57 am (UTC)
We of course, own the royalites and will be releasing a re-mix :D

*pause*

Cara: reba: shockedcaramelapples11 on February 28th, 2008 07:03 am (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It'll be legendary. We'll be famous!
ellymelly: may I take your order?ellymelly on February 28th, 2008 11:53 am (UTC)
what are you talking about? we're already famous.
scratch_arscratch_ar on February 28th, 2008 11:29 am (UTC)
*narrows her eyes* I KNEW you didn't sell those magic beans!
ellymelly: this is your agentellymelly on February 28th, 2008 11:43 am (UTC)
*munches on a magic bean*
scratch_ar: big eyesscratch_ar on February 28th, 2008 11:57 am (UTC)
*glares at you*

You know you have a bright green mushroom growing out of your left eyebrow, right? They don't joke around when they say 'ingesting magic beans may result in umcomfortable facial growth'.
ellymelly: Frak Democracyellymelly on February 28th, 2008 12:09 pm (UTC)
FRAK! *trims it off* WHY DIDN"T YOU READ THE WARNING LABEL?
scratch_ar: lovemescratch_ar on February 28th, 2008 12:19 pm (UTC)
I did.

Btw? Got a little something on the end of your nose there. From here it looks like a miniature unicorn though you can never tell. If you sprout leprechauns I'm air locking your arse.
Elerigoelerigo_amor on February 28th, 2008 08:42 am (UTC)
i remember walking in on you while you were changing cloths, i was so embarrassed, i didn't look you in the eye the next few weeks
ellymelly: death by cuteellymelly on February 28th, 2008 11:43 am (UTC)
don't worry, it was probably sapphs fault for letting me buy so many clothes that i felt the need to change them every four seconds. :D
rhi: stargate atlantis - sam/mckay - flowersscruffyduck on February 28th, 2008 11:03 am (UTC)
It was the strangest thing, we were running around trying to avoid soldiers of all things, trying to find this woman. I can't remember exactly why, good fun though, a little scary. I remember having the worst headache all that day and you didn't have any painkillers, just caffeine pills and I was like "yeah, helpful, thanks."

I forgave you though, cause the headache went after a bit, though it was really hot? Remember? Like the whole city was on fire. Anyway, we found this woman and then took the day off work, cause, you know, we're super cool like that.

(lol)
ellymelly: yesellymelly on February 28th, 2008 11:52 am (UTC)
oh, you mean the chocolate coated coffee beans which i may, or may not have mislead you to believe were perscribed caffeine replacement pills... I remember those.

It was however, you fault that the city went up in flames. If that sleazy market guy had given you a proper deal on that ancient tablet you wouldn't have been forced to unleash such wrath. At least we found that walking history book - what was her name? :D She was very helpful when it came to lost treasures and bargain hunting.
Time Lord: BSG - Highdallirious on February 29th, 2008 01:10 am (UTC)
Remember when we organised to spend New Years Eve together? And even though we decided not to we ended up going to the Harbour and staking out an area just for us to sit and watch the fireworks. You remember? And that group of guys kept talking to us, and one of them was really drunk and trying to pick us up... like... literally. Moron. I remember being really glad we were together cos I would have freaked if I was on my own.

*snuggles tight*